101 ways to kill an apprentice.........

[Frosticles]

Suggestions please, The more horrible the better. As I want to kill mine (Banishit knows all about this)

[Banishit]

rip his head off and **** down his neck, thats what I would do

[anddon]

sounds like he isn't top of your christmas list

[Banishit]

I really dont think he is at the moment maybe another day or two things might change eh Kev :boom:

[Chesney]

wot's he done kev? u can't keep us all in suspense like this!!!

[Frosticles]

It all has to do with a certain package for young Brian and some valuables!!!!

[Dave1800BDA]

Kev, I see you got him holding the appropiate board (ref hosting pic),
thats what you get for trusting a bit of Lego to do your work!! pull his legs OFF.
cheers Dave.

[Banishit]

Kev had kindly said he would lend me his super prized screen banner that you lot are looking for and a bit for me too ! for me to get scanned and remade, he sent el apprentice scrote to the Post office with instructions to post it special delivery/ recorded, but no said scrote has decided to post it 1st/2nd class and kept the money, and today post has been and gone and still no bits thats from Tuesday and everthing else I have had posted to me has arrived

fingers crossed, devine inspiration needed, come on pray everyone

[lee bishop]

give him a big job, completely beyond his capability, then leave him to f*** it up, then get all the bosses involved to give a damned good beating, to within an inch of his life

[robsrs2000]

a baseball bat sounds goooood

[arron]

Feed him warfarin secretly for a fortnight in his tea then cut off one of his ears and watch him beed to death. You could always give him a mirror so he can watch and learn from his mistake as well I suppose.

[Frosticles]

Made him clean the bog today. 3 dead legs, countless unnecessary errands. Threats of death, Cancelled Xmas bonus if that sunstrip doesn't arrive in Brian's safe hands by Monday. I knew if I let that sunstrip out of my sight something would happen to it!!!!!!

[raybs]

Kev,

That sunstrip has been sitting in a box in my attic for over 12 years .... I give it you you ... and within the week you have .... well .... misplaced it !!! :pale:

My 3 year daughter is more responsible than that apprentice.

I hope it turns up.

Ian

[lee bishop]

so do i........

[Chrisbo]

I'd get the postage money back off the little shit first of all. Cheeky Wee B@stard.

Chris.

[RS2000CUSTOM]

If AndyG is reading this post :-

Dont worry I still have your mint new one at home !

Not letting it out of my sight and especially not letting a trainee post it anywhere - lol lol lol

[Mr Hoarder]

I've got a really sharp "Keetona" guillotine for cutting steel sheet, perhaps we should introduce his fingers to that ? :D

[Frosticles]

Still not arrived........................................... ...............

[GAZ W]

Still not arrived........................................... ...............

Oh shit...even im getting worried now

think a few of these are in order for your apprentice kev :blackeye: :blackeye:

[Chesney]

Kev - i take it the apprentice will soon be seking further employment??

[Frosticles]

Certainly will be if I have it my way. He still seems to think he hasn't done anything wrong........................... GIT

[Frosticles]

Have been talking to a customer who came to our shop today who says he has one on an old screen at home...........Going to be knackered though.

[Chesney]

Minimum of 2 dead legs per day until the holy grail is recovered and that's getting off lightly!

[Frosticles]

:clown:

[Chesney]

I'll have a word with Jules Spence, i know he's got a brand new one and i'll persuade him to let us borrow it, he owes me a favour or two.

[Frosticles]

Owes me as well........................... :cheers: See what you can do.

[Mex 1t]

kev this usually works for me get a nice 3m piece of 1 1/2" steel tube or 25mm conduit put some overalls on the usually spotty like tw@t then shove tube threw overall arms then tie wrap at wrists works best if you drop him off home like this but just a far enough walk so as his m8's all laugh at him , if u are evil tie his legs up :blackeye: and may even torture him whilst tied up he he :colors: he will never go to the shop again tho :cherry: :bigsmurf:

[MikeS]

kev this usually works for me get a nice 3m piece of 1 1/2" steel tube or 25mm conduit put some overalls on the usually spotty like tw@t then shove tube threw overall arms then tie wrap at wrists works best if you drop him off home like this but just a far enough walk so as his m8's all laugh at him , if u are evil tie his legs up :blackeye: and may even torture him whilst tied up he he :colors: he will never go to the shop again tho :cherry: :bigsmurf:

Pah, they never get that far with you, every apprentice I've known you have has given up through being worn out trying to keep up with your massive work rate me old china ;)

[RS2000&MEXICO]

here mike thats some BIG icon you got there

[MikeS]

Ooooh hell, I'd forgotten all about that bugger ! Was testing it out for the friend of mine that's running that event.

I'll shift it.

Sorted !

[RS2000&MEXICO]

thats better........cheeRS